And sticking ,"Freebie", magazines between the pages to make the rag seem thicker when you pick it up.
JEP basically consists of :
Front page ,"Scoop", that you probably already heard about whilst at work.
Couple of pages of columnists opinions/anecdotes on trivial subjects.
TV listings.(TV will tell you itself whats on, days and even weeks in advance).
Crossword. (Not usually the main attraction when buying a NEWS paper).
Local sport reports, (Which, if you were interested in any particular one, you would already know).
"Hatches,Matches,Dispatches. (As sports reports).
A roll of Andrex would be a better buy. (Its ,"Quilted").