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Contemplate a snail's world!

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Calimachon:
Snail Politics!

We have a very clear distinction in snail politics:

You're predestined to lean to the right or lean to the left. Look up kyrality!  Once born you are stuck with it and can't change your leaning and never the twain shall meet, as left  orientated snails can't mate with right oriented snails.  There is no law that states this - it is just a physical impossibility.

Snail sexuality!

No problems snails are hermaphrodite, therefore, no frustrations, no hang-ups and no messy relationship breakups, don't need Relate or phsychiatrists because we always seem to be able to keep our foot on the ground.

Snail survival:

Stay out of the pot!  Don't find yourself underfoot!  Munch on  all the Salvias the very night they are planted :) .  Always make sure you have a suitably damp eco-climate to return home to hibernate for the summer.

Snail intelligence:

Keep going in cirlces - that way you find your way home.  The snail may be slow but it has a sense of purpose.

Snail image:

Poor, when was the last time you saw a snail on a company logo!  What about the descripton of SNAIL MAIL for G*d's sake.  Also if you consider eating a snail!   Whaaaaaaat! Eating a snail?  Yes!  EATING A SNAIL, well make sure it is well and truly cooked because it can contian various parasites, one which is be purported to be linked to meningitis.

http://www.snail-world.com/Snails-as-Food.html

I'm bored ......... can you tell?

Cali  ;D

Bachus:
Yes,, is there no option but for you to leave a trail of slime on PJ?

Chevalier Blanc:
It must be spartacus with that attitude on the last post.

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