Then again , if it walks and talks and does not fall over , it is taking the piss!
Are you sure you had a friend like that? I think you just made him up , at the very least if ,if he was in that condition , there is no way he should have been driving , risking the lives of other people in order to collect his Shreddies , selfish bugger if you ask me , does he not care at all about other people , has he no conscience? It is these people , obviously politically motivated , who are destroying this Island! I say enough of sick people , selfishly motivated ,driving around this Island and endangering our lives.
Call family nursing for gods sake , or order your food from the internet , it beggars belief that these sort of people have an unfettered right to drive , I,m sure CB would offer them a lift , as would I if they were desperate , but lets face it , they just want to show off I reckon.