Francis Le Gresley - Senatorial Candidate

[Dylan]

Now Now!

As one of my antecedents was a certain William Wallace, How do you account for Nechtanes mere (685), Dunbar (1296), Lochmaben (1297), Paisley Forest (1307) Roxburgh (1347), the result at Culloden (1745) and the Battle of the Braes (1886) which would have allowed you your Lairdship?

[namoop]

Whoa there Testiclus, you are obviously getting a little confused about your heritage here. Are you a plastic Jock or a part time Bean? and, before you start the traditional rant of "What have the English ever given the Scots?" I will tell you, Underpants! Up to the point that the English bestowed this magnificent gift on the skirt wearing savages, the Thistle was not your national flower it was a warning sign.

Granted that, in return, you have given us Whisky, Shortbread and a useful little Trident Submarine base but you have also exacted your revenge for Culloden on many occasions by sending us Andy Stuart, Gordon Brown, the Krankies and Mel Gibson. Personally I think that it is time to let byegones be byegones. The English, Welsh, Scots and Irish should all join hands together in peace and harmony and, together, we can go forward and bomb the piss out of the Belgians.

[Dylan]

You are of course entirely wrong , I think that Jersey needs leadership and as a Laird of Scotland I can certainly provide that (I own a square foot which gives me this priviledge)
First of all I would ban all these "Jersey" people flying the George cross , i see no reason for encouraging football hooliganism.
England is not in charge of Jersey , if you think it is or wish it was , there is a boat in the morning.
If Jersey was at the world cup it would of course have my support , so since it is not I will be supporting our closest Country , being France , Failing which it shall be Portugal , being Britains oldest allies , failing which it shall be Mexico , do love a lowly contender , failing which Brazil and Argentina appear to have close ties to our locals and then The African Nations , naturally !
when i think about it seriously , anybody but England would probably be worthy winners .........Yes Culloden is still on my mind.
I do apologise.

Surely as a fully fledged member of the Prolaetariat, you would know the spelling of the bourgeousie word "privilege"?

Couldn't believe that at the last fence a leading financier has thrown more money away to say that he owns a peice of turf which he has paid £400,000.00 an acre for!(4000 sqm is 1 acre and 10 sq ft per sqm),  On the assumption that the Court of Lord Lyon recognises it (which it most certainly doesn't!) http://www.totallylawsome.com/yes-your-lairdship/


Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

[rogueelement]

Childish observations by obviously quite sick Engerlung !!!! supporters ,simply reinforce my beliefs.
At any rate since the subject is Francis (the clue is in the name) Le (=French) Gresley =old and grey : There is no point in harping about my heritage. Good luck to Francis!
At any rate Hadrians wall was built by the Romans to keep the jocks out , after they had of course plundered their way through Engerlung (quite easily since they are mostly effimanate peoples), and had a slightly harder time confronting the Celts, I am not saying that English people are inherently a bunch of whining tarts, i am simply pointing out that history shows , that the Scots are Celtic, the English are a mongrel breed of anglo/saxon/spanish/viking ,lets face it , if it was female and English she probably does not have a clue as to where the baby came from , obviously just the last invasion!
Wishing everyone but Engerlung the best in the World Cup not because I am anti English but because I am anti UK Media!
When it all goes pear shaped for Engerlung ,just watch them rip the team apart . Tragic but true .

[Fritz]

Do the local constabulary have a plan for the night, "Engerlund", go out of the tourneament?

Has all leave been cancelled?