My message to SSS™ as posted to his blog (its unlikely that it will ever get passed SSS™ censorship)
Dear SSS™,
There are many things people do year after year to get on my “Naughty” list – wasting tax payer’s money, increasing taxes, breaking postal election laws, but in your case, “naughty” doesn’t begin to describe it.
After examining the intelligence report on your behaviour this past year, I’ve compiled a convenient list of helpful reminders to keep you on the straight and narrow path for next year.
1. If you take tax payers money, you should have the courtesy to attend states meetings and vote on the issues affecting your constituents.
2. Bullying anybody is not nice, especially attacking people using the local media.
3. Don’t heavily censor your blog and then talk about free speech and democracy, only allowing posts that boost your own ego does not count as free speech.
4. Driving without a license and therefore invalid insurance is a crime, whether you agree with it or not, man up, pay your fine and don’t do it again.
5. If you get in trouble with the law, do the decent thing and attend court like anyone else. As a politician you should set a decent example of how to behave within society.
6. Stop translating all of your posts through a thesaurus, those of us with intelligence know that your vocabulary is somewhat limited.
7. Finally Stuart, you’re not the messiah, you’re a very naughty boy.
Man up, get back to Jersey and pay your fines like a real man.
Sincerely,
The Claus
