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Re: SENATOR STUART SYVRET
« Reply #435 on: March 27, 2009, 03:53:03 PM »
Totally off Topic, but I still think the McCanns are guilty as SIN .

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« Reply #436 on: April 01, 2009, 10:59:37 AM »
Hey Stuart, you don't know how sorry I was that you couldnt use the Christmas speech I penned for you!

Didn't anyone tell Jimmy that the swearing-in wasnt an on-going thing??
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« Reply #437 on: April 01, 2009, 01:58:59 PM »
Re Links to my Blog.

Yes, I have to constantly attempt to guard against sites trying to link to my blog. I know it's a problem for a lot of sites - but it's just getting crazy.

it is very difficult to control. If anyone out there knows an easy way of blocking such things - without preventing legitimate linkings - I'd be grateful to hear it.

The particular site referred to above, I too find distasteful, and have tried to stop the link on several occasions - but it keeps coming back.

Stuart

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Re: SENATOR STUART SYVRET
« Reply #438 on: April 02, 2009, 01:08:20 AM »
Ahhh the price of poularity................
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Re: SENATOR STUART SYVRET
« Reply #439 on: April 02, 2009, 02:40:45 AM »
Ahhh the price of poularity................

How much does it cost to get a young hen sprayed before fattening?

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Re: SENATOR STUART SYVRET
« Reply #440 on: April 02, 2009, 03:00:22 AM »
Don't you mean speyed?
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« Reply #441 on: April 02, 2009, 03:11:21 AM »
No sprayed - with some of this new invisible paint they've got for the incinerator.

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« Reply #442 on: April 02, 2009, 03:16:12 AM »
Not the paint containing Viagra derivatives which makes indolent politicians so noticable?? You must need your brains examining!! Use this on young hens and they'll all turn into cocks!
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Re: SENATOR STUART SYVRET
« Reply #443 on: April 02, 2009, 04:03:50 AM »
It must have been tested on some states members then
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Re: SENATOR STUART SYVRET
« Reply #444 on: April 02, 2009, 04:09:53 AM »
It was actually tested on Ben Fox first, one of the largest members, and the results were so impressive that a joint COM directive was quickly drawn up authorising free paint to every member. This was all nicely packaged up by the communications unit as a 'perk' rather like free parking.

Those that took up the offer, of which there are many, were also given a free gift http://www.edibleanus.com/
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« Reply #445 on: April 02, 2009, 04:12:03 AM »
No wonder Ozouf is looking so pleased
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« Reply #446 on: April 02, 2009, 09:07:39 AM »
It was actually tested on Ben Fox first, one of the largest members, and the results were so impressive that a joint COM directive was quickly drawn up authorising free paint to every member. This was all nicely packaged up by the communications unit as a 'perk' rather like free parking.

Those that took up the offer, of which there are many, were also given a free gift http://www.edibleanus.com/

don't............ haven't stopped crying with laughter ........sob!......HAHAHAHAHAH!
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Re: SENATOR STUART SYVRET
« Reply #447 on: May 05, 2010, 08:28:30 PM »
RE: Syvret being granted bail.

"Politicians should be considered guilty until proven innocent". (Vile Blog)

Maybe thats why he waited to be ,"sacked", before returning to Jersey.

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Re: SENATOR STUART SYVRET
« Reply #448 on: May 19, 2010, 04:20:12 PM »
He is not as stupid has one thinks. He knew what he was doing leaving Jersey so he could carry on with finding more evidence on child abuse which he would never had the chance to do over here in the island. Also he knew he could stand again for election when he came back which must have got right up a few noses ( politely put ) that he had got two things over them. I went to the Town Hall and he spoke very well indeed and answered every question in a very polite manner and truth. So what more do you want as a States Member?

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Re: SENATOR STUART SYVRET
« Reply #449 on: May 19, 2010, 06:28:39 PM »
One that updates his driving license, one that abides by data protection, one that respects those that are minors and victims of sexual abuse and their carers. last but not least respect the view of authority that oversees the well being of the Island and its society.

In my book SSS has failed on all of those, others may think otherwise that it is their choice.