Report due out today condems Syvret's Blog

[Durendal]

Is Chapman now going back to his report and removing all the rubbish that was spouted by the management down at the hospital.

How much did this report cost? lol you really just 'cannot make it'. Like i said we are way beyond Monty Python now

rs

2 different matters Rico - perhaps the Blessed SSS™ should like to read this definition of bullying produced by JACS

http://www.jacs.org.je/content/28/index.html

The use of abusive e mails alone qualifies that amoeba as a bully 

[Dylan]

Nice one, the problem with JACS is that they have no idea how much damage they have done by representing the interests of the employee only. Because of this many people no longer employ people because of the amount of Red tape,(self included).  If small businesses can't get by without being dictated to Scargill style then how the hell is the Hospital going to be helped by JACS? After all they  are bullies themselves. They have been given power and abuse it to their own content, ergo are as culpable as the blessed.

[Durendal]

http://www.thisisjersey.com/2010/02/03/syvret-dont-blame-health-failings-on-me/

Rico

Laughable

I was in charge but everyone else was to blame!

The man is insane at the best but rather a little self serving egotistical little sh*te

You are a good bloke but please change horses!


D

[ole razzy]

You are a good bloke but please change horses!

He would hate me for saying it but rumour has it he changes them every Friday at the Yacht! Italians! I'm only jealous.  

[Dylan]

http://www.thisisjersey.com/2010/02/03/syvret-dont-blame-health-failings-on-me/

Rico

Laughable

I was in charge but everyone else was to blame!

The man is insane at the best but rather a little self serving egotistical little sh*te

You are a good bloke but please change horses!


D

Consider the Treaty of Versailles. It was laughable that Germany was asked whether they started the war! Nope, no difference there!

[Durendal]

Had to put this in as I was sent it by a legal eagle - makes Sparty and me seem like ex lovers of the Blessed SSS™

http://www.clameurdeharo.com/2009/11/stuart-syvret-loses-plot.html

[rogueelement]

I think that in order to provide a balanced profile with equal amount of cutting and pasting , DuranDuran has let the side down !
 in order to redress the balance I hereafter cut and paste ..............

Thursday, November 05, 2009
Stuart Syvret Loses The Plot

Clameur de Haro has just been watching the extended Channel TV interview with Fugitivus Laxativus Diminutivus, courageously upholding his fight for Truth and Justice (yawn) in the Big Smoke.

Most of the local media are, understandably, focussing on the Persecuted One himself, so let’s shine a brief light on his current host, the LibDem MP for Birmingham Yardley, John Hemming.

Hemming is, to put it mildly, something of a serial oddball, noted more than anything else for the number and frequency of his extra-marital dalliances (his wife puts the number of such instances at 26), and for being memorably described by The Times as “an eccentric who left colleagues aghast” when he modestly put himself forward for the LibDem leadership early in 2006. Among his other accomplishments [sic] are being a founder-member of the Phoenix consortium which pulled the wool over the government’s eyes over the purchase of Rover Cars for £10 and then made a hash of running it, and being described in the Birmingham electoral fraud case as a “dreadful witness”, possessed of “an inability to give a straight answer to a straight question”, and whose evidence was “largely inadmissible hearsay”.

All of which probably goes a long way to explaining why he is the refuge-provider of choice for our own home-grown serial oddball.

However, Hemming has been astute enough to trouser about £394,000 from the UK taxpayer in MPs expenses over the past three years, including designating his flat in Covent Garden as his second home, charging £80 for a hotel “when locked out of flat (lost keys)”, charging £681 for bedding, and trying to charge £1,499 for a television. So Fugitivus Laxativus Diminutivus has some way to go yet in learning how to live off the state while doing not very much.

Syvret has comprehensively lost the plot. Pressed several times by the CTV interviewer as to why he continued to draw his States Member’s salary while absenting himself, Fugitivus Laxativus Diminutivus maintained that he is doing “important political work” on behalf of his constituents. Well, although CdeH would never vote for Syvret in a thousand years, he is, he supposes, one of the Persecuted One’s constituents, so it needs to be stated clearly and unequivocally “Not on my behalf, you aren’t”. And judging from the vox-pops and comments on media websites, most people agree.

Fugitivus Laxativus Diminutivus professes, and clearly still believes, that he was ousted for making claims about excessive punishments at a childrens’ institution and institutionalised corruption. He cannot accept that he was, quite simply, voted from ministerial office, by a majority of the Island’s democratically elected legislature, in open debate, because of his manifest refusal (or, in the opinion of a very great number of residents, because of his congenital inability) to conduct himself in ministerial office, or indeed any public office, with the remotest degree of civility and balance.

He is a man who labels democratically-reached decisions as “disastrous and incompetent” because they do not accord with his own views; a man who considers as evil and enemies those who are merely opponents; a man who insists that political setbacks must be by definition the result of “right-wing” or “establishment” conspiracies; a man who assumes the inevitable synchronicity of his own views with the (presumed by him) will of the people; and a man who embraces gesture politics in preference to mature, civilised, reasoned debate.

The self-delusion about self-protective exile and the claim for political asylum are risible. Long may he stay away from our shores: and continuance of his member’s salary may in fact be a small price to pay for the benefits to the Island’s polity of his non-participation in it. Clameur de Haro occasionally takes issue with the content of Jersey Evening Post [sic] editorials, but credit where credit’s due - Chris Bright’s recent “..not much point going into hiding if nobody is actually looking for you” was masterful.

Endnote: Hemming also takes pride on having converted his car to run on vegetable oil. He’s been refused permission to store all the vegetable oil in the precincts of Parliament, so now apparently, cans of the stuff are required to travel around with him. If I were you, Stuart, I’d keep well away from the chopping board and the kitchen mixer when stocks are running low………

now I am sure that many people will take exception to such remarks ( I intend to file a law suit claiming that the Author has plagarised my postings !) and that "Fugitivus Laxativus Diminutivus" is blatantly nonsense.  a fugitive who has small turds?

Fugitivo Mentalo ! Damn! I blame the latin teacher , paddy blamfield,,,,,,,, legend!

[Dylan]

I'd stick to "Semper in Faeces" if I was you mate!

[ageofaquarius]

Sparty, this is unreadable perhaps you could take lessons from Rico on how to paragraph or god forbid, the vile blog!

[rogueelement]

That was cutting and pasting from some twit or another .. just proving we are not all retards!

[rogueelement]

Ah! take your point ! I should have used a reference to where I was CPing from (See what I did there? invented a new internet word for cutting and pasting , CPing ,,,,,,god I am fantastic !)
At any rate it was a site called Clameur de haro ,,, or some such.
I
Always
use paragraphs when
I can.

[rogueelement]

I'd stick to "Semper in Faeces" if I was you mate!

I am sure you stick to most things , but please try to stay on thread or I shall report you for irrelevance, doing one liners against the wishes of Bloaty Buoy, and generally being a knob.

[ageofaquarius]

I read the original post, so why bother cut and paste it, thought you hated that 

[Dylan]

I am sure you stick to most things , but please try to stay on thread or I shall report you for irrelevance, doing one liners against the wishes of Bloaty Buoy, and generally being a knob.

Thought you

didn't read

postings

beneath your

intellect

[boatyboy]

From the Vile Blogg.



Notice to readers:

It had been the plan of VFC and me to publish ACPO 2 tomorrow (Sunday).

However, as BBC Jersey is hosting a a live 2 hour Talkback program on Sunday morning - between 10.00 and 12.00 (UK time) - which will feature a head-to-head debate between good guy, Bob Hill - and bad guy, Terry Le Sueur - concerning the corrupt and unlawful suspension of Graham Power QPM - I thought readers would value being able to read ACPO 2 before that program.

Just in case there was any doubt left as to how obviously incredible is the position of Chief Minister Terry Le Sueur and the rest of his cabinet.

BB