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ole razzy

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Mrs Murphy's sausages
« on: July 09, 2009, 09:05:10 AM »
It's that time of year when there is an abundance of food. In the last week alone I've been given sweet crisp freshley cut lettuce, plump summer mackeral and a couple of big chancres. Some people might even describe this generosity as 'The Jersey Way'. But despite my love of seafood and summer salads nothing comes near to beating the Superquinn Irish sausages I received on Sunday after Mrs Murphy's recent visit to family and friends in Ireland. It is not known why the Constable's wife chose to purchase 30 packets of Ireland's finest pork but somehow a large packet has found its way into my fridge. Waking up this week has been a real pleasure as I've looked forward to grilling those little devils and wedging them into a fresh portuguese roll. Not good for the waistline I admit but a real pleasure nonetheless.

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Re: Mrs Murphy's sausages
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2009, 10:15:35 AM »
Is it Kosher Pork because it's Irish?
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ole razzy

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Re: Mrs Murphy's sausages
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2009, 10:57:14 AM »
Shuush - that why I can only eat them in the week!
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Re: Mrs Murphy's sausages
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2009, 11:53:02 AM »
Quote from: ole razzy on July 09, 2009, 10:57:14 AM
Shuush - that why I can only eat them in the week!

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Re: Mrs Murphy's sausages
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2009, 01:34:09 PM »
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couple of big chancres

Chancre??  That's a skin lesion in a certain place on the body resulting from a very nasty venereal disease.
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« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2009, 01:39:55 PM »
Quote from: Norman_Point on July 09, 2009, 01:34:09 PM
Chancre??  That's a skin lesion in a certain place on the body resulting from a very nasty venereal disease.

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Re: Mrs Murphy's sausages
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2009, 06:34:14 PM »
You certainly know how to make someones stomach start to rumble, any chance of you sharing some crab and I dont mean from GB's nether regions!
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Re: Mrs Murphy's sausages
« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2009, 09:22:01 PM »
NO NO NO NO John Hackett and his sausages all home grown and made. How can anyone sell sausages right next to 1 week old piggies that are going to end up on his counter in about 6 months time is abit off i think.
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Re: Mrs Murphy's sausages
« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2009, 01:54:54 AM »
Quote from: Chevalier Blanc on July 11, 2009, 09:22:01 PM
NO NO NO NO John Hackett and his sausages all home grown and made. How can anyone sell sausages right next to 1 week old piggies that are going to end up on his counter in about 6 months time is abit off i think.

I can't go and buy them there either.  I am beginning to eat meat less and less now which means I can afford the more homegrown morsels when I do get it.

But as you say Chevalier Blanc not right alongside the poor piglets in the fields.  Adds insult to injury!

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Re: Mrs Murphy's sausages
« Reply #10 on: July 12, 2009, 06:01:13 AM »
Quote from: Chevalier Blanc on July 11, 2009, 09:22:01 PM
NO NO NO NO John Hackett and his sausages all home grown and made. How can anyone sell sausages right next to 1 week old piggies that are going to end up on his counter in about 6 months time is abit off i think.
I like it! As with a lobster in a tank in the restaurant "I'll have that one" - my son has even named them, the white one with small black patches - "Michael Jackson", the one with black ears over his eyes "Stevie Wonder", the big one with the grin, "Samuel L " etc, all quite innocent, just famous people.
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Re: Mrs Murphy's sausages
« Reply #11 on: July 12, 2009, 08:43:21 AM »
What does he call the one with a fag in it's claw?
Many years ago when "The Steak House" was still going i was having dinner with some guys from work and an overseas rep. I was smoking and found an ash tray but no room on the table for it so i put it on the top of the fish tank that had the lobsters in and thinking there was a lid on the tank. Well there was no lid and the ash tray floated gently to the bottom of the tank with some ash! No one said a word but i would have loved to have seen the face of the person who would have been the first to see it in the tank. Yes i did feel guilty.
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Re: Mrs Murphy's sausages
« Reply #12 on: July 12, 2009, 10:17:38 AM »
Quote from: Chevalier Blanc on July 12, 2009, 08:43:21 AM
What does he call the one with a fag in it's claw?
Many years ago when "The Steak House" was still going i was having dinner with some guys from work and an overseas rep. I was smoking and found an ash tray but no room on the table for it so i put it on the top of the fish tank that had the lobsters in and thinking there was a lid on the tank. Well there was no lid and the ash tray floated gently to the bottom of the tank with some ash! No one said a word but i would have loved to have seen the face of the person who would have been the first to see it in the tank. Yes i did feel guilty.

I remember that smoked Lobster very well, Marlboro?
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Re: Mrs Murphy's sausages
« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2009, 08:28:56 AM »
Hey Rico - what did you think of young Miss Murphy's sausages?  :o
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Re: Mrs Murphy's sausages
« Reply #14 on: September 29, 2009, 01:33:00 PM »
I think Rico's playing hide the sausage with Miss Murphy!
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