Twenty 20 cricket.

[ole razzy]

I was offended by this. Particularly the reference to Mumbai. This is where I met my first Girlfriend, Mingita. She was of Pakistani origin and had a very scary dad, who once invited me to a pharonic ceremony. I declined of course as I know nothing of vegitarianism. In the end she dumped me for a girl.

This is a true story - the names and chosen careers have not been changed to protect anyones identity.

Let me get this straight. Her name was 'minge eater'. She was a lesbian. Her Father invited you to attend a female circumcision ceremony. You being a red blooded, meat eating male declined. All this happened in Mumbai and has nothing to do with cricket. Let me be the first to invite you to join the Barmy Army on this winter's tour to SA and suggest you avail yourself to the night during the Port Elizabeth test.

[Chevalier Blanc]

If you get a chance to see the cricket today Calimachon look out for Malinga who is bowling for Sri Lanka. He is the one that certainly seems to throw the ball at the last minute but they allow it. Just does not look right.

[Dylan]

D'ya know, that's just what Mingita used to do, just throw the ball at the last minute----------
I assure you it never looked right!

[rogueelement]

Malinga is obviously an abbreviation of many of our local stalwarts of the civil service ,who in plural are called the malingaras , I do not think any of those people could ever have a bad bowling action as they could not give a toss.
Oh Yes!
I,m here all week , bring the family!

[Chevalier Blanc]

In todays Daily Mail there is an article on "Malinga" the bowler for Sri Lanka and the way he bowls. His action is perfectly legal and has never been officially questioned.

[ole razzy]

Any other news coming in from the Daily Mail today White Knight? Any race hate stories? Stuff on illegal immigrants? What about Jonny Foreigner coming over here stealing our jobs? Any stuff about the rise of the far right? The blight on our society caused by a multi cultural Britain? Are there any stories about the need for a new crusade with a White Knight leading the charge?

[Chevalier Blanc]

Did you get out of the wrong side of the bed today? You seem full of hate, open your eyes and see a lovely peaceful day.

[ole razzy]

Yeah peace bruvva whotever.  Btw I'm partially sighted so dont see that much at all. As an aside do you prefer the writing of Peter Hitchens or his brother Christopher? I can never decide on that one.