Of cause if you do not have the time to upset them with the truth just try swearing your head off when you answer the door, they cannot get away quickly enough. Something on the lines of "What the F**k do you F**KING LOT WHAT! F**K off!
I must say over the years i have had some fun with them on the door step.
About 15 years ago ( and this is true remember i am a christian ) I had run out of petrol for my car and i was walking to the garage with a can to get some petrol, when a car pulled up and asked if i needed a hand," i no thinks i am ok just going up the road to get some petol for my car which is just there". Now in this car there was 2 great looking girls and they tried everything to get me in their car!!!
So i thought to myself " i could be in here!!! they way they are trying to get me in their car. So got in they started to drive off and they asked where do i want to go, which petrol station? Just up the road i said and where are you 2 lovelys going? ANSWER " TO A JEHOVAH WITNESS MEETING, WE LIKE TO DO GOOD TURNS. WELL to start with my hard on went down and couldn't get out the car quick enough!!!!!! Now tell me were they the good SamaritanS?
Let this be a lesson to you all, before getting in a car with 2 girls check they are not Jehovahs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
