Slack jaw then?
I've got to say I'd never even heard of the guy let alone hear him speak.
What's he done for the parishioners in St. Ouen's in his term?
I'd love to see Mark Forskitt go for that job. It would be the perfect role for him what with you St. Ouennais' being be free thinking radicals with your own independent state! (or somehing like that) 
I don't live from St O but know he was elected with 519 votes in 2002 and in 2005 the only other candidate was a Jersey cow who was disqualified.
Heard him on talkback once - a great bore and waffler who made me fell asleep
Should go back to farming - perhaps a joint venture with Jimmy-referendum-Perchard would suit him better
There are more like him in the States