Bicycles riding on Pavements

[The Rev Peter Sarkey]

Why is it that these trick cyclists insist on pedalling down the avenue when the public has provided them with a cycle track?

[Razzard]

Why is it that these trick cyclists insist on pedalling down the avenue when the public has provided them with a cycle track?

Same reason city folk take a canoe trip down the old Cahulawassee.

[The Rev Peter Sarkey]

Same reason city folk take a canoe trip down the old Cahulawassee.

Yeah but down the ole Cahulawasse ya don't run into trouble do ya?

[Razzard]

Male rape, murder, suicide & emotions gone crazy are all part of modern day cycling are they not?

A trip down river can be equally as adventurous but I'd say cycling in St. Helier is worse.

[The Rev Peter Sarkey]

Male rape, murder, suicide & emotions gone crazy are all part of modern day cycling are they not?

A trip down river can be equally as adventurous but I'd say cycling in St. Helier is worse.

No one to snuck up behind you an the Jerry Dorey lookey likee with a bow an arrow huh?

[Razzard]

No one to snuck up behind you an the Jerry Dorey lookey likee with a bow an arrow huh?

Nope always keep my back to the river. Pappy told me to always be looking for forest hog - finger on the trigger. Got myself a real nice belt by the way.

[The Rev Peter Sarkey]

I bet that belt smells of real fear!
Momma always tole me that the smell of fear on a sweatin man jes turned her on,specially in the dark, guess that's why she wuz always wearing Pappys trousers after he disappeared, my they were baggy enough for her and her stepsister to get into , boy they looked a sight!. Never did find out which side of the family she came from but she was always hangin roun momma after that.

[Razzard]

And do the stepsister haz a bycycle? Coz that's what this goddam thread is about aint it? Moonshine anyone?

[The Rev Peter Sarkey]

And do the stepsister haz a bycycle? Coz that's what this goddam thread is about aint it? Moonshine anyone?

Does she have a bicycle ??   Does she Razzard??  Hell man I'da thought you of all people would've figured by now that she IS the goddamn bi-cy-cule.

Her Cybicularin' activities been scarin the shit out of all of us ever since that day Pappy disappeared. 'specially with her play on momma's time.

Wouldn't make a good wife for ya though hoss cos I reckon she wears trousers as well, an boy do they smell of fear jus like your belt you got up the Cahulawassee valley.

Tell me hoss, why oh why is it these city folk wear such dang dayglo stuff when the're off the cycle track in the middle of the freeway? Nearly got me a brace on the way back today, all chitty chattin an that right in the middle of the road like a pair of fine prairie chickens, asses all slumped over the seats like two dead forest hogs an all. Res would've got a real sweat on seein that lot. I reckon he's got a new bale of hay in the back of the Toyota all lined up for the weekend.